In our previous articles, we have hardly left any stone unturned to present you with the list of best Christmas deals. Today, while we were discussing which topic to write on, our Ed came out with a delightful concept.

“What if one doesn’t want to gift someone with good heart”

- “A type of revengeful gift pack you mean?”

- “Yes!” said Ed and here it is.

10 stupid Christmas gifts to give your friends a really annoying time or to play pranks with the teacher whom you hate the most. We chose the best place to enquire about this, stupid.com and we can not but laugh our hearts out on the findings.

Stuatory Warning: The consequences are only for you to deal with. We are not responsible, lol.

1. Magic Tree to Santa

Magic Tree To Santa begins with a green Christmas tree in a plastic container. When you fill it with water, the tree begins to fizz like an Alka Seltzer tablet. (or Fizzies, if you’re old enough to remember them) Eventually, the tree dissolves completely, revealing a little Santa Claus in its place. You then dump out the water (which has turned green from the tree) and fill it again with clean water. Over the next three days, your Santa will grow… and GROW… and GROW!
When it’s finished you’ll have a large, wet Santa in a plastic cylinder. Now you might be thinking, “Hey, that’s really stupid.” And we couldn’t argue with you one bit.

Anyway, if you happen to give it to someone, please do that at least a week before Christmas. The Santa must be given a chance to grow, no? lol.

Price

$ 6.99 and buy it from here

2.  REDISTRIBUTION 2008 Holiday Ornament

Get ready. You know what’s comin’! Yes, another stupidest of guesses for another stupid gift. Buy it if you have grey matters. Here’s the perfect holiday ornament to trim your tree the way the new Adminstration’s gonna trim your income.  The Redistribution Holiday Ornament will let everyone know you’re ready to SPREAD THE WEALTH!

Which genius designed it?

Price

$ 3.99 from here

3. Leg Lamp

Bad gifts are a dime a dozen. But if you’re searching for a present that will make their head spin, look no further than this remarkable lighting fixture.

Scaled down to 20-inches tall, the lamp is in the form of a shapely woman’s leg. The leg wears high heels and real fishnet stockings. It’s topped by a translucent, fringed lampshade.

The Leg Lamp is a guaranteed eye-opener on Christmas morning. But we strongly suggest that you stand back when they open it, as they might be tempted to throw it at you.

Price

$ 49.99 from here

4. I Still Have the Receipt

The second they open your gift, you can see it in their eyes. As much as they try to disguise it, you know just what they’re thinking… “Damn! How am I going to return this monstrosity? Where did they buy it? Will the store take it back without the receipt?”

Well, you may not be able to choose gifts that anyone wants, but at least you can show how thoughtful you are with “I Still Have The Receipt Ribbons & Bows.”  When you hand someone a gift wrapped with these tasteful ribbons and bows, they’ll know right away that you’re going to make the gift-return process as painless as possible.

Each plastic tube contains 5 “I Still Have The Receipt” bows and a roll of “I Still Have The Receipt” ribbons.

Many happy returns! If at all it is happy i.e.

Price

$ 7.99 from here

5. Pop Art Toasters

The Pop Art Toaster comes with six different templates, allowing you to create six different works of toast art.   You get: DOUBLE HEARTS, SNOW FLAKE, FLOWER, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LUV U, and HAVE A NICE DAY FACE.

Plain toast is now an instant crowd pleaser thanks to the Pop Art Toaster.

It has all the features you would want for a normal toaster, too. You can set the levels, defrost frozen food, and remove crumbs with the handy crumb tray. It’s UL approved and has a 1-Year warrantee.

And if you’re not in the playful mood, you can even make ordinary toast with it. Thanks for the last option. I am happy that they have thought of us, humans too.

Price

$ 34.99 from here

6. Mistletoe-To-Go

Are you tired of watching other guys (or gals) get all the action at Christmas parties? Here’s a brilliant invention from our friends at Slycraft.com that’s guaranteed to make you the center of attention.

It’s an attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe attached to a suction cup. When you affix the suction cup to your forehead, the mistletoe is perfectly positioned to dangle above your head. As you roam the room, members of the opposite sex will have no choice but to give you a holiday kiss. They have to do it… it says so in the Bible! *

Slycraft test marketed Mistletoe-to-Go last Christmas, and it was such a sensation they couldn’t keep up with production. Only a select few were able to get one of these.

Price

$  8.99 from here

7. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians


Folks, Christmas movies don’t get any worse than this one.  “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” has everything you want in a bad movie — stupid plot, low budget, tacky special effects,  bad acting, dumb theme song, and a title that will never, ever be topped.

The plot involves an attempt by Martians to invade Earth to kidnap Santa Claus.  They bring him back to Mars, along with two earth kids. Then…. well, we don’t want to spoil it. (Stupid Trivia: A child Pia Zadora plays one of the Martian kids.)

This movie isn’t just bad — It’s BAD bad. It’s “Are they kidding?” bad. In fact, it’s so bad, you and your friends will have an unforgettable Christmas experience.

Price

$ 9.99 from here

8. Magic Growing Snowman

How’d you like to build a snowman without getting cold and wet?  Or even going OUTSIDE for that matter. You don’t even need snow. All you need is this amazing Growing Snowing kit.

Your snowman begins as sort of a skeleton made of a special twist-tie material. He has a scarf, a hat, arms, and a plastic stand — but no snow whatsoever. To make the magic happen, you have to pour secret magic liquid into the base.

Then things start to get weird.

In about an hour, you will notice little crystals beginning to form on the snowman’s skeleton. Wait 3 or 4 more hours, and you’ll definitely notice that your snowman is beginning to look more normal. After 12 hours, and your new snowman will have a thick, round coating of snowlike crystals.

Price

$ 6.99 from here

9. Moses Doll


This soft and hairy prophet stands about 12-inches tall and looks EXACTLY like the real Moses. (Go ahead… prove us wrong.) He holds the 10 Commandments on his right arm and his trademark shepherds crook in his left hand. He is magnificently constructed with incredible dertail, from his rope belt to his long gray hair and beard.

When you look into his eyes, you can almost see wise, old Moses staring back at you, saying “I liberated my people from the Pharaohs and now we have to buy oil from them.”

Price

$ 17.95 from here

10. Santa Dreidel


That’s right — you can now celebrate Hanukah and Christmas at the same time with this bizarre Santa Dreidel. Each side has a Christmas symbol — Santa, Christmas Tree, Candy Cane, and Reindeer.

The Santa Dreidel is 2-3/4″ and made from wood. It is not sanctioned by the Judaism, Christianity, or the Professional Dreidel Association.

Price

$4.95 from here

Do you know any more stupid gadget? Write to us. And if you have a blogger friend then you know which page to give him to read so that he never sees you again.

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